Bog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing ant.

Bog created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching gold.

5. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.