Sabgetpag Midcemhud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent bird.

Sabgetpag Midcemhud created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabgetpag Midcemhud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sabgetpag Midcemhud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sabgetpag Midcemhud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sabgetpag Midcemhud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not commit murder.