Meglikhom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing beaver.

Meglikhom created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Meglikhom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Meglikhom, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Meglikhom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Meglikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.