Yattigflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty crab.

Yattigflan created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattigflan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattigflan, she will cry a lot.

Yattigflan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yattigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Do not wear boots marked with brown.

3. Never remain kneeling during dusk.

4. Always store beans above ground.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.