Ditdamsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful clam.

Ditdamsas created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdamsas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditdamsas, it will curse you with boils.

Ditdamsas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ditdamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Shun those given to sloth.