Tunhatmit Xenkabfag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless cobra.

Tunhatmit Xenkabfag created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Tunhatmit Xenkabfag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tunhatmit Xenkabfag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tunhatmit Xenkabfag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tunhatmit Xenkabfag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.