Duncidhig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever otter.

Duncidhig created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Duncidhig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Duncidhig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Duncidhig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Duncidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from violet sharks for they are unholy.