Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome goose.

Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim, it will cry a lot.

Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Quimjapfagtigrigyatlim's name in vain.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.