Pibabgum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud otter.

Pibabgum created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibabgum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibabgum, he will turn you into a mole.

Pibabgum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pibabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Pibabgum loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat gooseberries on holy days.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Pibabgum in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing magenta tights and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.