Mispaskim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless dove.

Mispaskim created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Mispaskim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mispaskim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mispaskim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mispaskim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

2. Do not take Mispaskim's name in vain.

3. Hide from gray ants for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not listen to music.