Vidfubgig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate hare.

Vidfubgig created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfubgig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vidfubgig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vidfubgig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vidfubgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Vidfubgig's priests.