Jippopvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing dingo.

Jippopvog created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jippopvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jippopvog, it will manifest in front of you.

Jippopvog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jippopvog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jippopvog.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never look in ponds.