Midnabdinsighadlik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish chinchilla.

Midnabdinsighadlik created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnabdinsighadlik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midnabdinsighadlik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Midnabdinsighadlik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Midnabdinsighadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.