Fubshavfemsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful tapir.

Fubshavfemsat created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubshavfemsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubshavfemsat, it will turn you into a frog.

Fubshavfemsat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fubshavfemsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fubshavfemsat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about optics near goats while wearing white jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

4. Never wear cyan tights.

5. Never paint your hands red.