Likmatdadkar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring mole.

Likmatdadkar created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likmatdadkar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likmatdadkar, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Likmatdadkar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Likmatdadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Likmatdadkar on top of important buildings.

2. Likmatdadkar loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to mice while wearing red kilts.