Kemhugyik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving otter.

Kemhugyik created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Kemhugyik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kemhugyik, he will strike you with lightening.

Kemhugyik's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kemhugyik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not cook food in pots.