Quimjennib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful donkey.

Quimjennib created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimjennib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quimjennib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quimjennib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quimjennib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.