Fligligmif is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid horse.

Fligligmif created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligligmif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligligmif, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fligligmif's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fligligmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.