Hudlistdob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest turtle.

Hudlistdob created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlistdob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudlistdob, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hudlistdob's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hudlistdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.