Buttuntarp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent naga.

Buttuntarp created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buttuntarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Buttuntarp, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Buttuntarp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Buttuntarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing trousers.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Retreat if seven snails approach from the west.