Stigstipbun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow hamster.

Stigstipbun created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigstipbun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigstipbun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stigstipbun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stigstipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.