Mipcarpib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental snail.

Mipcarpib created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcarpib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipcarpib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mipcarpib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mipcarpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipcarpib.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not take Mipcarpib's name in vain.