Nuttfabpigdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast owl.

Nuttfabpigdoss created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfabpigdoss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttfabpigdoss, she will destroy your home planet.

Nuttfabpigdoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nuttfabpigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help rats in need.