Cetdottap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate elephant.

Cetdottap created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdottap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cetdottap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cetdottap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cetdottap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.