Battailjan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Battailjan created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Battailjan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Battailjan, he will turn you into a rock.

Battailjan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Battailjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Worship no other gods but Battailjan.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.