Flowfemdot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful unicorn.

Flowfemdot created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowfemdot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowfemdot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flowfemdot's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flowfemdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near bats.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to sharks while wearing violet corsets.

5. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.