Narlfobhud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Narlfobhud created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfobhud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlfobhud, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narlfobhud's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Narlfobhud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never bounce near monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Narlfobhud.