Likwodfot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty lizard.

Likwodfot created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likwodfot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likwodfot, she will turn you into a rat.

Likwodfot's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Likwodfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Do not prepare carrots while filled with anger.

4. Never mark doors with blue.

5. Never wear fawn trousers on sacred days.