Dubdibquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart tortoise.

Dubdibquaf created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdibquaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubdibquaf, it will not care.

Dubdibquaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dubdibquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not turn your feet toward south.

3. Dubdibquaf loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.