Ragnillcat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced lobster.

Ragnillcat created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragnillcat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ragnillcat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ragnillcat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ragnillcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing blue boots and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragnillcat.

5. You must love Ragnillcat.