Ripbaftar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful camel.

Ripbaftar created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbaftar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripbaftar, it will turn you into a duck.

Ripbaftar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ripbaftar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Worship no other gods but Ripbaftar.