Pasxem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy squid.

Pasxem created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasxem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pasxem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pasxem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pasxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pasxem on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lots of corn to badgers while wearing cyan hats.

5. Do not take Pasxem's name in vain.