Himcimweg Pidyatkip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate parrot.

Himcimweg Pidyatkip created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himcimweg Pidyatkip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himcimweg Pidyatkip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Himcimweg Pidyatkip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Himcimweg Pidyatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing fawn coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.