Armbopboss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful fox.

Armbopboss created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armbopboss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armbopboss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Armbopboss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Armbopboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to porpoises while wearing violet trousers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Always pray immersed in water.