Dinmegpib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless capybara.

Dinmegpib created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmegpib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinmegpib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dinmegpib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dinmegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while clean.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinmegpib.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.