Safmipjan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving wasp.

Safmipjan created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safmipjan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safmipjan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Safmipjan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Safmipjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with indigo.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Never mix peas with water.

5. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.