Rulzanril Padgomnig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm dolphin.

Rulzanril Padgomnig created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulzanril Padgomnig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulzanril Padgomnig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rulzanril Padgomnig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rulzanril Padgomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. You must love Rulzanril Padgomnig.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.