Sadyakliksom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonest dryad.

Sadyakliksom created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sadyakliksom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadyakliksom, he will not invite you to parties.

Sadyakliksom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sadyakliksom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Do not commit murder.