Negcamken is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil unicorn.

Negcamken created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negcamken, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Negcamken, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Negcamken's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Negcamken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing green coats and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.