Dadteencet is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest gnu.

Dadteencet created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadteencet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadteencet, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadteencet's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dadteencet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.