Godlabkon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Godlabkon created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godlabkon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godlabkon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Godlabkon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Godlabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Never remain standing during dusk.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.