Xennanwodbifflanlip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful skunk.

Xennanwodbifflanlip created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennanwodbifflanlip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xennanwodbifflanlip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xennanwodbifflanlip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Xennanwodbifflanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Xennanwodbifflanlip.

3. Xennanwodbifflanlip loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.