Cimkenrilceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful cat.

Cimkenrilceb created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cimkenrilceb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimkenrilceb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cimkenrilceb's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cimkenrilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear trousers marked with indigo.

2. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

5. Fast once a month.