Femdogbot Yardittin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless goose.

Femdogbot Yardittin created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femdogbot Yardittin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femdogbot Yardittin, she will turn you into a worm.

Femdogbot Yardittin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Femdogbot Yardittin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the north.

5. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing violet scarves.