Dumfarmonnil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent frog.

Dumfarmonnil created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfarmonnil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumfarmonnil, it will turn you into a rat.

Dumfarmonnil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dumfarmonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing yellow rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

4. Never gather three hamsters near bridges.

5. Never hurt mites.