Busrullwan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome human.

Busrullwan created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrullwan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busrullwan, she will turn you into a goat.

Busrullwan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Busrullwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing black jumpers and balancing six gold spheres on your head.