Litmilleg is a god.
She takes the form of a large, weak
human.
Litmilleg created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litmilleg, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Litmilleg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Litmilleg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Litmilleg's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.