Quafwippad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate hare.

Quafwippad created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafwippad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafwippad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quafwippad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quafwippad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers on days of mourning.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Never gather six aardvarks in one place.