Bidnatton is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced unicorn.

Bidnatton created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnatton, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidnatton, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidnatton's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bidnatton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near geese while wearing cyan hats and balancing eight tin spheres on your feet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bidnatton.

5. Never wear scarves.