Cunsafgam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast penguin.

Cunsafgam created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunsafgam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cunsafgam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cunsafgam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cunsafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.