Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane giraffe.

Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Put Gamcargud Binduthubgad Gidhakdut first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.