Mabmiplist is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil whale.

Mabmiplist created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Mabmiplist, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabmiplist, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mabmiplist's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mabmiplist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.