Nilnurbet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking tortoise.

Nilnurbet created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nilnurbet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nilnurbet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilnurbet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nilnurbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Never eat bark.