Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical eagle.

Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sishungigsitarmlistnelljap Nulltamtapzag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never paint your legs indigo.

5. Never hop near badgers.