Wangof is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, passionate slug.

Wangof created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wangof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wangof, he will come to you in dreams.

Wangof's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.