Jonfubbug is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous snake.

Jonfubbug created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonfubbug, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonfubbug, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jonfubbug's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jonfubbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Jonfubbug loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

4. Never feed strawberries to capybaras while wearing violet corsets.

5. Do not travel during winter.