Cadtargcum is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain wombat.

Cadtargcum created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadtargcum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadtargcum, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cadtargcum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cadtargcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Cadtargcum must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.