Himfebtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty otter.

Himfebtaf created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himfebtaf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himfebtaf, it will boil you in a big pot.

Himfebtaf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Himfebtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. You must love Himfebtaf.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Run away if three bats approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.