Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental faun.

Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Riplogwanwapgabbog Ratnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never eat green fruit.