Karwipgan Ratstragarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Karwipgan Ratstragarp created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karwipgan Ratstragarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Karwipgan Ratstragarp, it will make you grow a tail.

Karwipgan Ratstragarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Karwipgan Ratstragarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karwipgan Ratstragarp.