Rullmabhudflat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident beaver.

Rullmabhudflat created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullmabhudflat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullmabhudflat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rullmabhudflat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rullmabhudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rullmabhudflat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not leap at rivers.