Wiglagdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful porpoise.

Wiglagdiss created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiglagdiss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wiglagdiss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wiglagdiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wiglagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear green rings on sacred days.

5. Never talk about nebulae.