Higpanrat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional warg.

Higpanrat created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Higpanrat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Higpanrat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Higpanrat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Higpanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Higpanrat's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.