Rawmanved is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured rat.

Rawmanved created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawmanved, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rawmanved, he will turn you into a tree.

Rawmanved's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rawmanved's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

3. Never whisper while facing west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.