Pasnellcid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable eagle.

Pasnellcid created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnellcid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasnellcid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pasnellcid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pasnellcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pasnellcid on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Pasnellcid eight times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.