Pitpitfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain squirrel.

Pitpitfut created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpitfut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pitpitfut, he will come to you in dreams.

Pitpitfut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pitpitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never feed oranges to porpoises while wearing magenta jumpers.

4. Never feed lots of rice to otters while wearing black ear rings.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.