Megstipdinkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful wombat.

Megstipdinkan created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megstipdinkan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megstipdinkan, she will strike you with lightening.

Megstipdinkan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Megstipdinkan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Megstipdinkan on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.